Herp of the Derp Variety

HILY MUSICAL B@MAN!!!!!!!!!

Seems like it would be a very inefficient lighter…

Seems like it would be a very inefficient lighter…

fuckyeahbandbuffalo:

 [Top Text: You break my reed Bottom Text: I break your neck]
So I think this is kind of my catchphrase, sadly…

Mind you I break your neck with another neck…the neck of my saxophone…

fuckyeahbandbuffalo:


[Top Text: You break my reed

Bottom Text: I break your neck]

So I think this is kind of my catchphrase, sadly…

Mind you I break your neck with another neck…the neck of my saxophone…

What's wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

fuckyeahbiomedicina:

Steps of Scientific Method - Meme version

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I wonder how many more kids would learn the scientific method if we taught like this

I hate remembering my past, well the negative parts at least.

8th grade decided to pop up in my head today when I got home. How I chased after something that I would never catch, how I was shut down by my family and her and how I still tried and ultimately failed in the end. Hmm…food time!

TROLOLOLOL
*talking about One Direction*
Sayde: somethin bout Niall
Me: Well he is gay...
Sayde: WHAT?!?!?
Me: Hehe...
Sayde: Never call One Direction gay!
Me: I didn't, I called 1/5th direction gay
LOL

LOL

ASDFGHJKL violin of the GAWDS

ASDFGHJKL violin of the GAWDS

So I figured out an old friend of mine is a nerdfighter. Hehe…hehehe…HAHAHAHA
Happy Hanko de Mayo everyone

Happy Star Wars Day!

Now beware the Revenge of the Fifth…

oestranhomundodek:

Pokémon Thunder Yellow - Part 2


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Thunder is not yellow, nor does it have a color jsayin… But it does look awesome

After the experiences of today, I realized that some people are complete and utter dumbasses.

So today while walking to the gym, some chick asked me if she could play on my drum. Wanting to not lose another stick, I said no. So while I was walking she decided that it would be funny to hit me in the head with a tennis ball. The only funny part about it was the fact that she missed. Then as I ignored it she yelled at me and “attempted” to flip me off. I say attempted because she did it with the WRONG FINGER. So I said, “thanks dipshit! Next time use the right finger!” So please for anyone and everyone, if you’re going to flip someone off, do it right.

Surprise!

That awkward moment when a goose decides to crash into your window and scare the crap out of you…